So my iPhone tagline is awesome and not one friend has commented.
I really hate the Transylvania video for Tyler the Creator. Made me so sad and sick.
Is R Kellys favorite song la ménage by black sheep?
S: Are polo hats back in?!!??! I’m on the train and feel transported back to 1995 R: No! S: His outfit is cute tho. Hm gonna stare more R: Breakdowns and Jincos are back tho S: Noooooooo. You’re lying!!!
In this trife life there ain’t nobody you can trust. GURU (r.i.p.)
My homie said she’d kiss a dude for Crüe tickets. One requirement, must be manly enough to hoist her onto his shoulders so she can flash her titties at Tommy during the ENTIRE show.
This is how I translate online dating profiles - otherwise I would have no idea what people are saying: http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php
This explains quite a bit... →
r*: do you like tina turner tho me: of course I LOVE TINA TURNER r*: when i was at the [dudes] he was like what kinda music do you want to listen to that youvebeen into tely i was like “tina turner” isnt that funny? i dont think he thought so me: if i win the trip to see celine dion in vegas, do you want to be my gay date? that is the funniest conversation ever, dudes are...
What I have accomplished so far today: “Thank you for Entering our Celine Dion contest. The winner will be announced on June 2, 2011 at www.facebook.com/sfexaminer”