Can't wait to read this in its entirety →
THIS SUCKS →
NWA=Nerd With Attitude
Or is it: can I stuff it like a turkey???
Worst sex line ever: Can I put my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
You are what you are. Ain’t nothing gonna change that.
“Your story perfectly sums up what I HATE about internet dating!!! Even though all of our coupled up friends blame us for being single if we don’t do it, what they refuse to see is that’s it’s just where nerds go to get laid because they can’t get laid in regular places, like bars. Yuck!” -words from a smart lady
Who needs 60 bottles of hot sauce!?!!!??
He was the ocean, and I was the sand…
I love my new sweatpants I bought at walgreens.
Excitement is overrated.