If this Indian food takes any longer, I might eat my slipper.
I just woke up from a crazy nap dream.
Tip: If you bike is stolen from the Mission/Castro, pretty guaranteed that it will be pushed by my office building by a scumbag within 15 minutes. Just watched what appeared to be three stolen bikes being pushed down Market near Polk.
Matts mashed potato recipe: Butter, milk, cream cheese, salt, pepper, garlic, food coloring, and a touch of love.
The number will definitely be odd tonight… Never even when I’m around.
Unicycling down to LA where the possibility of three-wheeling is at an all time high.
It must be hard for pathological liars when they actually have to tell the truth, does it feel to them that they are lying?