Why do I constantly crave taco bell? Even the revelation it’s not meat doesn’t dissuade me…
At argus. Now it all makes sense. It is karma.
This song runs through my head after too many days at home with the cats.
Just listened to a months worth of drunk voicemail messages from friends. Hilarity.
my life is hazy… like a kate bush video
missing some spooning action…
Matts third wheel was put to rest last night. Sweet Harper, you’ll be dearly missed.
Valentines third wheel situations include tootsie and a spider and then your ever present third wheel, me.
Third wheel shenanigans at an all time high. Received valentines from a couple.
Well I may be right and I may be wrong, but you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.
Very high possiblity of three-wheel situations this weekend. Just in time for VALENTINES DAY! Stoked.
There’s something in the air right now.
This just depressed me... →
Dude, you aren’t a member of Motley Crue.
Bored AND completely broke.
Just spent 90 minutes reading the new yorker Scientology article on my phone. My eyes hurt now.
I three wheeled it hard last night and still ended up unicycling home. Killer.
Professionally third wheeling again.
I need a vacation from my brain. I’m trapped up all inside it and it’s not a pretty sight.
I need to stop this stinkin’ thinkin’.
Apparently everyone has today off. But me.
The Super Bowl Shuffle is over 25 years old.
My favorite beans are refried.
Today is highly irritating.
I don’t believe I’d like to make love in a taxi cab. Sorry kells.
Three-wheeled my way through dinner.