October 2011
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Well well well, quaint old New England is “reaching out” to its youth with a simple message: please, don’t move away as soon as you get the chance. Sorry, “New” England.
“I’ll marry you tomorrow, for the honeymoon tonight”
– elderly gentleman at Canter’s Deli/Kibbitz Bar
“Now that I’ve met you, would you object to never seeing each other again”
– Aimee Mann, “Deathly”
Ew, he’s not even cute and he weighs like 300 lbs. Love hearing my girls discuss my paramours.
I should try to stop being such a jerk, but shit I find it funny…
WatchB kills it as usual.
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