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Well well well, quaint old New England is “reaching out” to its youth with a simple message: please, don’t move away as soon as you get the chance. Sorry, “New” England.
I’ll marry you tomorrow, for the honeymoon tonight– elderly gentleman at Canter’s Deli/Kibbitz Bar
Now that I’ve met you, would you object to never seeing each other again– Aimee Mann, “Deathly”
Ew, he’s not even cute and he weighs like 300 lbs. Love hearing my girls discuss my paramours.
I should try to stop being such a jerk, but shit I find it funny…
B kills it as usual.