Just entered a contest to win a trip to Seattle or Portlandia - I really need a break from three-wheelin’ it around SF.
Professional third wheel is booked tonight. Sorry couples of San Francisco.
Third wheel status at an epic level. Currently in bed with a couple.
Just saw the most amazing outfit pair of my life. If I had a camera you would agree.
No longer smitten.
I’m so bored my brain is trying to crawl out of my head.
Feeling that ancient foot and ankle injury today.
Making a quiche tonight.
Smitten. Kinda sucks.